Evoluent Wireless Mouse Foils Bank Robbery.
Apparently a strange incident happened yesterday, as witnessed by Andy, our hot shot hack. He reports:
A daring heist was stopped in its tracks earlier by the quick thinking of an employee and a wireless Evoluent Ergonomic Mouse. According to bystanders, the mouse was thrown across the room, resulting in a knockout blow to the back of the head.
Police responded to the silent alarm to find an unconscious burglar draped across the counter with relieved customers and employees surrounding him.
The Evoluent Mouse has been heralded as a local hero in the aftermath of the shocking turn of events and has even been recommended for a medal of bravery.
Keytools, in fitting fashion, has decided to discount the wireless version of the popular mouse in reaction to the events which means that now everyone can have the anti-thievery device in their office for 20% off.
The bank manager stated "If we knew the wireless mouse could be such a life saver, we would have got one for everyone in the bank," continuing "Had it been the wired version I fear this siege would have ended quite differently!"
Now this may all sound a bit far fetched, but it's true ... the Evoluent Mouse really has been reduced by 20%!
A daring heist was stopped in its tracks earlier by the quick thinking of an employee and a wireless Evoluent Ergonomic Mouse. According to bystanders, the mouse was thrown across the room, resulting in a knockout blow to the back of the head.
Police responded to the silent alarm to find an unconscious burglar draped across the counter with relieved customers and employees surrounding him.The Evoluent Mouse has been heralded as a local hero in the aftermath of the shocking turn of events and has even been recommended for a medal of bravery.
Keytools, in fitting fashion, has decided to discount the wireless version of the popular mouse in reaction to the events which means that now everyone can have the anti-thievery device in their office for 20% off.
The bank manager stated "If we knew the wireless mouse could be such a life saver, we would have got one for everyone in the bank," continuing "Had it been the wired version I fear this siege would have ended quite differently!"
Now this may all sound a bit far fetched, but it's true ... the Evoluent Mouse really has been reduced by 20%!
Labels: Ergonomic mice, Ergonomic Mouse, Evoluent Mouse
posted by Jonathan at
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2 Comments:
what a load of rubbish - this mouse is not discounted by %20 - it's still more expensive than most other sites I've seen it on.
Chris Kenlay
The Evoluent Mouse reduced by 20% back in December (it's now May!) And it was at it's lowest price in March (only £49)! Sorry you missed the price promotions. Please subscribe to our monthly newsletter to be kept up to date with special offers in the future. Go to www.keytools.co.uk and click on 'subscribe to enews'.
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